Birmingham sells out of bacon and beer as Sharia law is declared
http://undergroundmgzn.com/2015/01/12/birmingham-sells-bacon-beer-sharia-law-declared/
The
inhabitants of Britain’s second largest city were today in a state
of panic as news spread that an Islamic caliphate had been declared.
Shops were overrun by frantic people looking to buy the last alcohol,
bacon and other non-halal products before they were banned forever.
“This
city seemed fine before Fox News pointed out how all the Muslims had
taken over,” said Amy Brennan. “Did you hear they have Sharia
courts set up already? I just hope scotch eggs aren’t haram. I
bloody love them.”
Local
community leaders, who overnight revealed themselves to be the ruling
Ayatollahs of the city, have already issued 46 fatwas this morning
making Birmingham one of the strictest Islamic states in this part of
the world.
“We
should have listened to Nigel!” wailed the desperate population as
sharia patrols sprang up and started arresting people for wearing
inappropriate clothing.
Labour
were quick to point out this morning that though they had set the
wheels in motion for Birmingham and it’s environs to be
incorporated into an Islamic caliphate, the fault for not doing
something about it lays entirely with the coalition.
Some
people were trying to more philosophical about the ongoing theocratic
imposition. “I’ve never really been a fan of directly elected
government so it makes no real difference to me,” said Neil MacKay.
“Also, this should make doing dry January a hell of a lot easier.
Allan be praised indeed!”
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